romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

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yourfiancebeyonce:

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

(Source: sillyraycyrus, via elizabeth-song)

theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

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googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

(Source: slydigger, via classicwhitemilkshake)